A black Camaro with silver racing stripes. Its mine, I call it the Black Pearl, just like me ship.
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a troll and a good poster or you can't. But forum posting is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown in the crap posting, but I can't bring this thread into completion all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you post under the command of a pirate, or can you not?